im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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