apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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