Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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