drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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