dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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