i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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