She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Randomize
