I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
whose ass print is on the piano?
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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