So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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