I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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