THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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