how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Randomize
