it was like his penis was on wheels.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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