I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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