dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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