You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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