I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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