just survived the first fart of the relationship.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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