Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Randomize
