in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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