But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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