SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
high people should be assigned attendants
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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