haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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