She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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