So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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