i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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