So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
