I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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