what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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