Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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