My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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