By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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