Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
