Me. At least after what I've been through.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I currently don't understand fingers.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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