can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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