At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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