You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I'm too high and old for this...
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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