Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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