She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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