Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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