I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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