I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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