Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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