Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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