ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
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