I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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