Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
the raccoons are back...
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