To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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