I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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