u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Four minutes until I can fart!
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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