Nicole vs. Life
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I need moral support for this bender
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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