Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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