Sponge bath it is.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
no. you can't hotbox the world.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Even my vagina gasped.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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